Saturday, March 28, 2009

好心没好报

Mighty special one lost his "first time" to girls. He can't resist temptation. Seduce him and he will move his car for you. *grin*

好心没好报. He had to wait for around 1 hour in order for him to go home. You guess why ? XD
Click HERE to know more about it. He likes to help beauties.

SHOW OFF




Pity this car owner (black latio).*grin*

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

续集

上文遗漏了少许重点,A 撒谎的功力也达到了如火纯青的地步
亲身见识者才能了解这一点
无须眨眼 反转事实也能顺口而出 A 实在令友人刮目相看


把时间转回到三个月前,一切从零开始
A 的社交圈子还是由一班损友组成 吃喝玩乐-主要娱乐
最重要是 A与损友喜爱拨电 骚扰友人
自从认识几位良友,A 逐渐步入另一种开端
A 因环境影响,因良友影响等种种因素 她开始远离损友, 不受她们的诱惑
A 的良友大约有四或五位, 他们不时奉劝 A少夜出,谨慎驾驶,专注于学业。。。。
A 本性乖巧, 听取了良友们的劝导, 不费他们的一片苦心。
现时的 A把图书馆成了她消磨时间的好地点


感情方面,A还是一位新手,全无经验
这一点衬托了A 的高市场价值, 热辣辣的抢手货
还好 A 眼光独到 不轻易受甜言蜜语哄骗
本人认为 A 对男友的要求严苛 这一点是女生们值得值得学习的
注:A 不应本人看法和褒扬而轻飘飘







作者爱睡,到此为止

Monday, March 23, 2009

咖啡与人生

咖啡,一种苦之饮品
它牵连着人生起起落落的细节
甜 - 象征快乐 , 苦 - 象征悲伤

先由甜讲述起吧
一杯双手炮制的香浓咖啡,除了外观精致,口感也不能忽略
再加上少许糖, 无非把它完美的一面一一呈现
人生也不是如此
成就,事业,地位,权力等衬托某人十全十美的生活
但少了爱情与亲情
以上的一切也无非全无意义
亲情无疑扮演着举足轻重的角色

缺少爱情与亲情难免使人心灵上觉得空虚
即使拥有了世界的一切
他或她也不得不接受独来独往的乏味生活
一切烦恼得自我解决 没有另一半与你分忧
这一种生活难道是现今人所向往的吗?

我想与大家分享一段故事
注:本故事及人物纯属虚构,
如有雷同,纯粹巧合


A 散发着非一般人的气质,拥有活泼,叛逆,贤能的性格
重点是 A 入得厨房,出的厅堂
这无疑是男人中的理想女人吗?
还有还有 A 在学术方面名列前茅, 考取佳绩
A 不断为了理想和成就奋斗
话说A 不受导师爱戴 无时成为他们的眼中钉
但 A 凭坚持不懈的精神 还是稳坐鳌头

本故事待续............


注:故事的发展取之读者对A 去向

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Celebration

After all I'm not satisfied with my result but that means nothing for me anymore. Not that it will help me either in my college's life or university's life.

Celebration started on Thursday and ended on Saturday.

Thursday
Went to gurney to watch my favorite anime dragonball. Please save back your money if you not yet watch it. No climax, ridiculous sceness throughout the movie and the plot is so dull. Kame-hame-ha~~
Thing continues at night. Met zlik, wenyin, carlyn n cyee at mcd. Crapping whole night at mcd. They did brings laughters to me all the night. Someone was busying with her TAFE accounting test while others keep jor siao-ing. Main outcome of the night was me the so call dropped market value stock- according to wenyin is going to entertain you guys on the following night.

Friday
Cyee treated us lunch somewhere near queensbay. Again taukeh keen 叫鸡 and 吃豆腐.
7 SOMETHING zlik fetched me to paya terubong mansion. The magnificient and full of entertainment value night finally came XD.
We were the latest to arrive and let mr ooi suan. Nonono that's not the main point.
Plan begin as arrival of some special guest. I eat lemon =( wenyin ruined everything.

“成也她败她”


Escort latio to fetch victoria and joana go home. There we go .
Latio vs Myvi
Seem like these two cars owned paya terubong road. Drive madly and slowing down to block each other.
Even though it was green light but they tend to drive slowly and blocking the way till it changed to red again.Kiam pak right ?
Whose idea was that... You should ask those in latio. Two girls in myvi keep screaming all the way. How pathetic it was when you got the chance to experience the scene that only will happen in movie yourself now.

Night ended as heavy rain pouring down.

Saturday
Celebration continue for days and nights. lik suggested to pay a visit to carlyn's house. Playing wii with lo-bert. I won the boxing match between me n taukeh keen. No doubt he doesnt own a single chance to win me. My hand feel so tired now. Visit here to watch the spectacular match.

Kissing each other
You should know who you are




p/s : picture will be uploaded soon when i get it.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Stupid 姓马的人

It like been decade I had not speaking in malay or whatever. It will be a boring post if you doesn't update yourself with the latest news. Mind to click the X sign on the upper right corner after u read the previous phrase.

Malays used to be 吃饱太有空. In our history, malays are claimed to be the most patriotic races in our "beloved" country-Malaysia. But now mind you update yourself please and get the latest information. After several years since the education department launched english as the medium for science and mathematic teaching, now they start to demonstrate. They want to abolish that system to gain back malay teaching as the latest medium. It doesn't make sense right. What is the purpose for switching it, you dont earn any single benefits from that. Maybe for them, they feel it is proud and easy for them to handle these two subjects since they cant adapt to english medium.But when you further your studies in tertiary education, is there any countries which their teaching medium is malay? No, i dont think any Universities in this world use malay to conduct their science and mathematics lecture. Switching the medium from english to malay again wont help much for you-malays to score in the exam.The main difficulties you malays facing is that you dont understand the concept well and dont put any effort on it. Dont put the blame on other factors even before you try to work hard on it. I felt so ashamed on you.

Stupid you. Having demonstration in the peak hour and cause terrible traffic jam.Luckily that do not happen in penang or else i will scold you with the word F***.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Tags

Tagged by chloe

A special tag.
The Rules are :
Copy to your own note,erase my answer, and enter yours.
Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions.
They have to be real, nothing made up !
If the person before you had the same first initial,you must use different answers.
You cannot use any word twice &you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1.What is your name: bengtai
2.A four letter word: Bait
3.A boy's name: bernand
4.A girl's name: britney
5.An occupation: Businessman
6.A color: Blueeeee
7.Something you wear: BOXER =D
8.A food: banana pie
9.Something found in the bathroom: bottle of shampoo
10.A place: Barcelona
11.A reason for being late: Break up LOL
12.Something you shout: Bastard
13.A movie title: Benjamin Button
14.Something you drink: Barley ice
15.A musical group: Backstreet boys
16.An animal: Bat
17.A street name: Batu lancang
18.A type of car: BMW
19.A song title: Better in time - Leona Lewis.
20.A verb: Blow

Monday, March 2, 2009

欠扁 『问』及 『答』题

This are what I got from forward email. Laugh out my lung when I read it. I picked some really really funny one to share with you guys.

问 :
请把-西瓜,班长和晚上的英文读出。
答案:
我的美人摸你的奶!!!!!!(watermelon, monitor,night)

问:
新加坡有很多外地劳工。来至印度,叫印劳。来至泰国,叫泰劳。
请问在新加坡,哪一劳赚最多钱???
答案 :麦当劳。

问:
年轻人和老太婆发身一夜情后,年轻人死了,why?
答案 :因为他喝了过期的奶!!~~~~

问 :请问世界上哪个国家最冷??
答案 :因为THAILAND(太冷)。。。。。

问 :那个皇帝是瞎的?
答案 :康熙(can't see)。